I went out to get some serious BP today. There aren’t many batting cages open yet.
The guy at the front desk said, “That’ll be $30.00 for one half-hour. Have you got someone to feed the balls into the machine?”
I replied: “If I had someone with me, I could get them to pitch me the damn softballs so I wouldn’t need the machine.”
And I left.
You see what I mean? Paradox.
Cara De Carlo is the admin/editor of Sportsgazelle.com.






